Amanda Beth HillinGreener Pastures MagazineTen Things to Look Forward To(In a Globally Warm Fall in the Near Future)3 min read·Oct 1, 2021--4--4
Amanda Beth HillInappropriate Listings on the Neighborhood Swap Page(1) Dirty Used Sneakers3 min read·Sep 21, 2021--1--1
Amanda Beth HillinThe Belladonna ComedyCome Relax in Our Perky Pelican CondoWho needs an expensive place when you can come relax at our reasonably-priced condo filled with pelicans?4 min read·May 5, 2021----
Amanda Beth HillA Failed Attempt to End My Marriage Using a Scrabble GameI have tried to end this marriage many times but I can’t seem to get the words out. Naturally, I am depending on a game that’s all about…2 min read·Apr 22, 2021----
Amanda Beth HillLawsuit by the Family Dog and Counterclaim by OwnerCOMPLAINT FOR INJUNCTIVE RELIEF (AND DOG TREATS)3 min read·Mar 19, 2021----
Amanda Beth HillRepulsive Things that Were Somehow Perfectly Okay Pre-COVID· Blowing mouth air all over candles on a birthday cake, making sure to blow forcefully so that all the germs get on every single piece.2 min read·Mar 19, 2021----
Amanda Beth HillHip Hop Lyrics, As Explained by a Middle-Aged MotherLyric: The AP goin’ psycho, my Rollie goin’ brazy3 min read·Mar 4, 2019----
Amanda Beth HillTop 7 Parenting Failures(1) Healthy eating. It used to be a big craze with mothers to hide pureed fruits and vegetables into the evening meal. A bit of strained…4 min read·Oct 25, 2018----
Amanda Beth HillA Stepmother’s ContractThis Agreement is between Stepmother and Stepchildren and operates completely outside the laws of any state because this arrangement is…4 min read·Feb 13, 2018----
Amanda Beth HillLISTEN UP NEIGHBORS: Instructions for the Local Swap PageMy Dear Neighbors,3 min read·Feb 7, 2018----