Published inGreener Pastures MagazineTen Things to Look Forward To(In a Globally Warm Fall in the Near Future)Oct 1, 20214Oct 1, 20214
Inappropriate Listings on the Neighborhood Swap Page(1) Dirty Used SneakersSep 21, 20211Sep 21, 20211
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyCome Relax in Our Perky Pelican CondoWho needs an expensive place when you can come relax at our reasonably-priced condo filled with pelicans?May 5, 2021May 5, 2021
A Failed Attempt to End My Marriage Using a Scrabble GameI have tried to end this marriage many times but I can’t seem to get the words out. Naturally, I am depending on a game that’s all about…Apr 22, 2021Apr 22, 2021
Lawsuit by the Family Dog and Counterclaim by OwnerCOMPLAINT FOR INJUNCTIVE RELIEF (AND DOG TREATS)Mar 19, 2021Mar 19, 2021
Repulsive Things that Were Somehow Perfectly Okay Pre-COVID· Blowing mouth air all over candles on a birthday cake, making sure to blow forcefully so that all the germs get on every single piece.Mar 19, 2021Mar 19, 2021
Hip Hop Lyrics, As Explained by a Middle-Aged MotherLyric: The AP goin’ psycho, my Rollie goin’ brazyMar 4, 2019Mar 4, 2019
Top 7 Parenting Failures(1) Healthy eating. It used to be a big craze with mothers to hide pureed fruits and vegetables into the evening meal. A bit of strained…Oct 25, 2018Oct 25, 2018
A Stepmother’s ContractThis Agreement is between Stepmother and Stepchildren and operates completely outside the laws of any state because this arrangement is…Feb 13, 2018Feb 13, 2018