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Amanda Beth Hill

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Greener Pastures Magazine

Ten Things to Look Forward To

(In a Globally Warm Fall in the Near Future)

Oct 1, 2021

Ten Things to Look Forward To

Oct 1, 2021

Inappropriate Listings on the Neighborhood Swap Page

(1) Dirty Used Sneakers

Sep 21, 2021

Inappropriate Listings on the Neighborhood Swap Page

Sep 21, 2021

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Come Relax in Our Perky Pelican Condo

Who needs an expensive place when you can come relax at our reasonably-priced condo filled with pelicans?

May 5, 2021

Come Relax in Our Perky Pelican Condo

May 5, 2021

A Failed Attempt to End My Marriage Using a Scrabble Game

I have tried to end this marriage many times but I can’t seem to get the words out. Naturally, I am depending on a game that’s all about…

Apr 22, 2021

A Failed Attempt to End My Marriage Using a Scrabble Game

Apr 22, 2021

Lawsuit by the Family Dog and Counterclaim by Owner

COMPLAINT FOR INJUNCTIVE RELIEF (AND DOG TREATS)

Mar 19, 2021

Lawsuit by the Family Dog and Counterclaim by Owner

Mar 19, 2021

Repulsive Things that Were Somehow Perfectly Okay Pre-COVID

· Blowing mouth air all over candles on a birthday cake, making sure to blow forcefully so that all the germs get on every single piece.

Mar 19, 2021

Repulsive Things that Were Somehow Perfectly Okay Pre-COVID

Mar 19, 2021

Hip Hop Lyrics, As Explained by a Middle-Aged Mother

Lyric: The AP goin’ psycho, my Rollie goin’ brazy

Mar 4, 2019

Mar 4, 2019

Top 7 Parenting Failures

(1) Healthy eating. It used to be a big craze with mothers to hide pureed fruits and vegetables into the evening meal. A bit of strained…

Oct 25, 2018

Top 7 Parenting Failures

Oct 25, 2018

A Stepmother’s Contract

This Agreement is between Stepmother and Stepchildren and operates completely outside the laws of any state because this arrangement is…

Feb 13, 2018

A Stepmother’s Contract

Feb 13, 2018

LISTEN UP NEIGHBORS: Instructions for the Local Swap Page

My Dear Neighbors,

Feb 7, 2018

LISTEN UP NEIGHBORS: Instructions for the Local Swap Page

Feb 7, 2018

Amanda Beth Hill

Amanda Beth Hill

lawyer, writer, and lover of funny things. Blogs at www.hillpen.com @amandabethhill (FB/Twitter) @amandahillwrites (IG)

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